1. A conveniant scrubbing tool.
2. Fun thing to make high with catnip.
3. A readily available pillow.
4. Blanket for those cold winter nights.
5. A test subject that won't prosecute you.
6. A family provider, ready to bring you a good rat dinner.
7. Something to stall with, while you secretly go to the bar.
8. The perfect bar buddy
9. Way to get a girlfriend, '' This isn't an excuse, ahh..you are so ugly, awwwww.....look at the kitty.
10. Fun at the shooting range.

Be nice to your cats.